The Jokes Thread
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- Jan 19, 2006
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, and plummets 30 stories to her death.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
"Magic Beer", he says
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, and plummets 30 stories to her death.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
Superman was flying around the block as he suddenly noticed something. He saw Catwoman lying fully naked on her bed.
Superman thought by himself, "Hmmm, I always wanted to do her.... now would be my chance. I will fly in, do her, and fly out. I'm so fast, she won't even know what happened."
And so he did. It all went superfast, he was in and out of there in notime.
"What was that?", Catwoman asked.
"I don't know", said the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts like hell".
Superman thought by himself, "Hmmm, I always wanted to do her.... now would be my chance. I will fly in, do her, and fly out. I'm so fast, she won't even know what happened."
And so he did. It all went superfast, he was in and out of there in notime.
"What was that?", Catwoman asked.
"I don't know", said the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts like hell".
- Aug 26, 2005
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Hm sure of that? Red is my main color (goblins ftw), and dont remember itAyu said:Liandra said:Is actually a pretty balanced card, this
Nah, there is actually a red card for 3 mana with 4/3 that only has to attack every turn without any drawback if it dies or if it attacks alone
Surely theres red one for 3 mana, 4/3 but with echo (need to pay it cost twice).Good it's offtopic forum
I remember I had a blue counterspell deck or something.. many years since I've played it though. Was a fun game 8)