The Jokes Thread

[Ribena]

Instead of spamming the guild chat and making Johras want to shoot himself, here's a thread!

A man walks into a butchers and says "I bet you 50 quid you can't reach that meat on the top shelf."

The butcher replies "na mate. The steaks are too high."

Post your jokes!

 

[Aequitas]

*shoots himself*

 

[Guest]

*shoots himself*

*Begs Aeq to shoot him first.. or skin him alive, crucify him, whatever* :cry:

 

[Aequitas]

*shoots himself*

*Begs Aeq to shoot him first.. or skin him alive, crucify him, whatever* :cry:

I can't do that, i'm your only friend

 

[Guest]

*shoots himself*

*Begs Aeq to shoot him first.. or skin him alive, crucify him, whatever* :cry:

*Begs Johras to "shoot" her first* :cry:

 

[Braque]

A man goes to a zoo.

The zoo is empty apart from one little dog.

It was a shih-tzu.

 

[Jullius]

A man goes to a zoo.

The zoo is empty apart from one little dog.

It was a shih-tzu.

I don't get it :/

 

[Ayu]

I hate everyone that is only partly English :cry:

 

[trancer]

A man goes to a zoo.

The zoo is empty apart from one little dog.

It was a shih-tzu.

LOL! I got a shih-tzu

 

[Ribena]

I hate everyone that is only partly English :cry:

:butthead:

 

[Blozzom]

A man goes to a zoo.

The zoo is empty apart from one little dog.

It was a shih-tzu.

I don't get it :/

pronunciation is your friend....

btw, LOL :twisted:

 

[Jullius]

aha

 

[Lithis]

Why do those children keep falling? - Cause they are tripplets!! lol

 

[Guest]

was pissing myself laughing at the cats playing ping pong :lol:

 

[Ribena]

Wtb more jokes.

 

[Braque]

Wtb more jokes.

Duck enters a hardware store and asks "Got any duck food?"
"No"
Duck enters store next day and asks "Got any duck food?"
"No"
Duck enters store next day and asks "Got any duck food?"
"No, and if you ask again I will nail your feet to the floor!!"
Duck enters store nextday and asks "Got any nails?"
"No"
Duck asks, "Got any duck food?"

 

[Ribena]

Wtb more jokes.

Duck enters a hardware store and asks "Got any duck food?"
"No"
Duck enters store next day and asks "Got any duck food?"
"No"
Duck enters store next day and asks "Got any duck food?"
"No, and if you ask again I will nail your feet to the floor!!"
Duck enters store nextday and asks "Got any nails?"
"No"
Duck asks, "Got any duck food?"

arty:

 

[Ayu]

Wtb more jokes.

http://magnae.mammae.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1700

Yeah, mean, I know 8)

 

[Ribena]

Wtb more jokes.

http://magnae.mammae.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1700

Yeah, mean, I know 8)

:cry:

 

[Kizza]

lol cruel ayu