The Jokes Thread

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Jullius

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So Elwynn is taking a shit in the woods with Liandra's pet rabit. Elwynn askes the rabbit if he also has trouble with poo sticking to its fur. So the rabbit replies that it doesn't have the problem. So Elwynn take the rabbit and whipes his huge bear butt with the rabbit..
 
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Alanis

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There are 2 important rules in life:
1) Never ever tell anyone EVERYTHING u know.
 

Ayu

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Aug 26, 2005
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Alanis said:
There are 2 important rules in life:
1) Never ever tell anyone EVERYTHING u know.

I knew what you did last summer 8)
 
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Alanis

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Oh .... is that where its from .... then its not funny - but scary!! :twisted:
 
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Jullius said:
So Elwynn is taking a shit in the woods with Liandra's pet rabit. Elwynn askes the rabbit if he also has trouble with poo sticking to its fur. So the rabbit replies that it doesn't have the problem. So Elwynn take the rabbit and whipes his huge bear butt with the rabbit..

Hey no :cry:
 

Anshrr

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Oct 7, 2005
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Blozzom said:
Anshrr said:
And "I know what you did last summer" is a horribly bad movie. D:
YOU are a bad movie.... IKWYDLS is ace....

wth were you smoking when ya saw that movie? It's crap! It's so inferior to Scream it's not even funny. I was actually surprised when it ended, but only because I couldn't believe it was finished already. Crap I tell ya D:
(Not to mention these teen scream movies in general are vastly inferior to the horrors of the 70s and 80s.)

And, if I WERE a movie, I would be a gonzo girl on girl action flick. Unlike certain priests, who I suspect would be some german filth with gnomes and alike ;p
 

Hyl

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Oct 25, 2005
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If anyone wanted to be in your movie, would they have to be in you then?
I was tempted by the girl on girl action, but now i changed my mind.

:cry:
 
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Jullius

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Do you know the joke about the german guy who doesn't have a game card for wow?
 
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Ribena

Ribena

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Jan 19, 2006
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Jullius said:
Do you know the joke about the german guy who doesn't have a game card for wow?

You suck.

I'm having fun playing my PS2 again anyway.... :party:
 

Gink

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Nov 25, 2005
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3 blondes walks into a bar.
You`d think atleast one of them saw it....
 
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Gink said:
3 blondes walks into a bar.
You`d think atleast one of them saw it....

LOL omg, Gink is the funniest ever!11 lol, youre so cool, youre my idol and i love you, omg rock on dude! <3 Gink!