The Jokes Thread

Gink

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Nov 25, 2005
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Anonymous said:
Gink said:
3 blondes walks into a bar.
You`d think atleast one of them saw it....

LOL omg, Gink is the funniest ever!11 lol, youre so cool, youre my idol and i love you, omg rock on dude! <3 Gink!

thanks dude :)
 
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Gink said:
Anonymous said:
Gink said:
3 blondes walks into a bar.
You`d think atleast one of them saw it....

LOL omg, Gink is the funniest ever!11 lol, youre so cool, youre my idol and i love you, omg rock on dude! <3 Gink!

thanks dude :)
Hah, I was just messing with you.... you suck! :rofl:
 
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Ribena

Ribena

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Jan 19, 2006
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There are 2 muffins in an oven.

One muffin says to the other. 'Damn, it's hot in here.'

The other one gasps and screams. 'HOLY CRAP IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN.'
 

Mista

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Aug 28, 2005
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Ribena said:
There are 2 muffins in an oven.

One muffin says to the other. 'Damn, it's hot in here.'

The other one gasps and screams. 'HOLY CRAP IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN.'

rofl!
 
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Two protons meet each other in the street. One looks slightly worried, and the other asks him if he is all right.

"Well, not really, I think I lost my electron.."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"
 
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Maluson

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Liandra said:
Two protons meet each other in the street. One looks slightly worried, and the other asks him if he is all right.

"Well, not really, I think I lost my electron.."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"
 

Ayu

You need help.
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Aug 26, 2005
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maluson said:
My physics teacher used that one to death so I may be a little biased :p

Good thing this joke doesn't work when translated to German. :p
 
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Two strings walk into a bar.

Bar tender says to one string, "What'll it be?"

The string replies, "Gimme a beer (mJ%D98n#... @@@@@^ewuio HFln3.s SSSS? b"

The other string says, "You'll have to excuse my friend. He's not null-terminated."