Omegle

[Scarce]

i wus talking about scrabble m8!i was gonna actually mention it in the next sentence when he d/ced

 

[Scarce]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 60/f/london
You: my daughter showed me the site
Stranger: hahah
You: she says u meet horney fellas on it
You: honey*
Stranger: That's definitely true
You: my mistake
Stranger: you're still sexually active?
Stranger: that's admirable
You: don't u dare speak that to me young man
You: i meant honey
Stranger: eat shit bitch
Stranger: filthy limey bitch
You: how rude
Stranger: don't like it, shut up bitch
You: your parents obviously didn't raise you well enough
Stranger: You're going to die in the next 10 years
Stranger: probably
Stranger: how's that feel?
You: shame how some parents really arent up to the test
You: actually hun
You: i'm already dead
Stranger: eh, your judgements are flawed
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[Scarce]

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats your Job?
Stranger: looser
You: your jobs being a loser?
Stranger: yeah
You: thats impressive.
Stranger: its great
You: do u get payed alot?
Stranger: oh i am also pedobear
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You: wow. Your rly good at your job
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[Jazende]

You: thats far, i'm in europe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: europe doesnt speak english

Stranger: no koala
Stranger: they only live in the north
Stranger: we have alot of drop bears though
You: drop bears?
Stranger: you havent heard of drop bears?
Stranger: how the fuck dont you know what a drop bear is
Stranger: its like one of the most annoying things in the world
Stranger: they basically sit in the trees and when you alk under them they drop on you

 

[Lafielle]

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats your Job?
Stranger: looser
You: your jobs being a loser?
Stranger: yeah
You: thats impressive.
Stranger: its great
You: do u get payed alot?
Stranger: oh i am also pedobear
Stranger: ________________________________
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You: wow. Your rly good at your job
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Someone tried to pass that bear off to me as a picture of Hitler.

 

[Braque]

I wonder it Omegle is a Turing Test. If it isn't, it should be.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test

 

[Braque]

I wonder it Omegle is a Turing Test. If it isn't, it should be.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test

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Stranger: Hi.
You: Hello, I am Eliza.
Stranger: Where you from?
You: We were discussing you, not me.
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http://nlp-addiction.com/eliza/

^^

 

[Galatea]

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You: hi!
Stranger: hey
You: apparently I am supposed to have a plan
Stranger: you are from brazil
Stranger: right?
You: ofc
You: where else is there?
Stranger: wut
You: which must mean you are too
Stranger: what are u talking about
You: fish
Stranger: i just wanted to hang out naked
You: with fish?
You: either that or you are Ayu
Stranger: no
Stranger: with u
Stranger:
Stranger: simely face
Stranger: smiley face
You: definitely you are Ayu
Stranger:
Stranger: winky smiley face
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: what is ayu?
Stranger: 4chan?
You: a warrior
Stranger: wut

I left then, was too confused, I dont even know what 4chan is....

 

[Gink]

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* yo
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* no
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* no
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* i refuse
> Tell me more....
* bye
> Tell me more....

 

[Gink]

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hello
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* I'm fine thank you, I'd like to discuss what it's like to be a robot
> How long have you been fine thank me, I'd like to discuss what it's like to be a robot?
* lol what?
> Have you asked anyone else?
* You're the only robot I've met
> Does it please you to believe I am the only robot you've met?
* Are you telling me there's some sort of secret society of androids?
> Why are you interested in whether or not I am telling you there's some sort of secret society of androids?
* Because that would be some pretty big news, don't you think?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* Why are you so self centered?
> Would you prefer if I were not so self centered?
* yes
> I see.
* so.... are there androids living amongst us?
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* I'll elucidate ur mum
> That is quite interesting.
* ur mum is interesting
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* I'm gink
> Do you believe it is normal to be gink?
* wtf
> Tell me more....

 

[Ayu]

That bot enraged me

 

[Lonei]

She gets broken easy :<

 

[Lonei]

* What do you think of magic?
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Oh, my mistake.
> Tell me more....
* Well I made a mistake in assuming we were discussing you not me so I aplogized.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* I know, I was just telling you more about my mistake.
> Oh.... more about your mistake?
* Well there's not much more to tell.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.

 

[Scarce]

5 minutes talking to her and my head hurts: <
Apprently we were talking about me being concerned about her mind and her not being concerned about hers or my mind. then it moved on to what does eluciate mean and why it confuses me

She never did tell me what it meant

 

[Scarce]

Omegle Up!

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Stranger: ohai
Stranger: moi
You: Hi Gwendy
Stranger: hej
Stranger: hello
Stranger:
Stranger: Filip
Stranger: land?
You: Pie?
You: Post?
You: Petrol?
You: Period?
You: Fly?
Stranger: lol?
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[Zermo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELP A DINGO TOOK MY BABY
You: IT WAS WEARING A RED LINEN SHIRT
Stranger: Wtf is a dingo?
You: DUDE SERIOUSLY I NEED YOUR HELP
You: IT'S HEADING TOWARDS AMSTERDAM MAN
Stranger: allright, what shoulf I do?
Stranger: ahah, i'm from holland so what can I do?
You: THROW LARGE ROCKS AT ITS FACE
You: ONLY IT'S FACE NOWHERE ELSE CAN HURT IT
Stranger: allright, but I can't find rocks, Are chairs also good?
You: AND WHILE THROWING THE ROCK YOU HAVE TO YELL "up te her me doer"
You: NO
You: WAIT
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[Scarce]

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You: is that you irl? you have one eyebrow.
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[Scarce]

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You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: Do you play world of warcraft?
Stranger: no im not a computer nerd
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I got Told

 

[Gink]

woah, it's the vault tech boy

 

[Plog]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Japan
Stranger: nice
You: Actually thats a lie I just want a stranger to think im interesting
You: Do you like me?
Stranger: I don't know yet
You: Ok I can live with that
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Finland ;D
You: Im from the UK
Stranger: Where do you live?
Stranger: village or city?
You: City
Stranger: What's name?
You: Then I wouldn't be a stranger
You: But it's Lauren McDonalds
Stranger: or maybe Lauren PizzaHut
Stranger: ?
You: Actually Its not McDonalds I just don't know how to spell my second name
You: I'll never learn
You: Im dyslexic
You: *dxyslci
Stranger: oK
Stranger: I don't like dyslexic
Stranger: so see you

You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: its summertime
You: Not much
You: Oh it is
Stranger:
Stranger: i love summer
You: I'm late for my backwards hibernation
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Im actually a antibear
You: The antiforest
Stranger: what?
Stranger: where is it?
Stranger: i´m from germany ...
You: Its at the bottom of the sea
You: Im not sure where
Stranger: ok
You: I think I might be near Germany
You: It's a nice place
Stranger: oh, ok thats good
Stranger: really nice
You: One time I did some life saving surgery on a small boy who got lost in the forest there
Stranger: oh really?
You: I usually relief my bowels in an inner city area
You: relieve*
Stranger: cool
You: Sorry
Stranger: no problem
You: I cant spell very well
Stranger: do you speak a little bit german?
You: I used to but I forgot
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: how is the air in england?
You: Anyway I best be off, that picnic wont be destroyed by itself
You: Farewell

I wish I was an antibear.