You: thats far, i'm in europe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: europe doesnt speak english
Stranger: no koala
Stranger: they only live in the north
Stranger: we have alot of drop bears though
You: drop bears?
Stranger: you havent heard of drop bears?
Stranger: how the fuck dont you know what a drop bear is
Stranger: its like one of the most annoying things in the world
Stranger: they basically sit in the trees and when you alk under them they drop on you
Scarce said:Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats your Job?
Stranger: looser
You: your jobs being a loser?
Stranger: yeah
You: thats impressive.
Stranger: its great
You: do u get payed alot?
Stranger: oh i am also pedobear
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You: wow. Your rly good at your job
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Braque said:I wonder it Omegle is a Turing Test. If it isn't, it should be.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test
Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hello, I am Eliza.
Stranger: Where you from?
You: We were discussing you, not me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey
You: apparently I am supposed to have a plan
Stranger: you are from brazil
Stranger: right?
You: ofc
You: where else is there?
Stranger: wut
You: which must mean you are too
Stranger: what are u talking about
You: fish
Stranger: i just wanted to hang out naked
You: with fish?
You: either that or you are Ayu
Stranger: no
Stranger: with u
Stranger:
Stranger: simely face
Stranger: smiley face
You: definitely you are Ayu
Stranger:
Stranger: winky smiley face
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: what is ayu?
Stranger: 4chan?
You: a warrior
Stranger: wut
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* yo
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* no
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* no
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* i refuse
> Tell me more....
* bye
> Tell me more....
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hello
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* I'm fine thank you, I'd like to discuss what it's like to be a robot
> How long have you been fine thank me, I'd like to discuss what it's like to be a robot?
* lol what?
> Have you asked anyone else?
* You're the only robot I've met
> Does it please you to believe I am the only robot you've met?
* Are you telling me there's some sort of secret society of androids?
> Why are you interested in whether or not I am telling you there's some sort of secret society of androids?
* Because that would be some pretty big news, don't you think?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* Why are you so self centered?
> Would you prefer if I were not so self centered?
* yes
> I see.
* so.... are there androids living amongst us?
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* I'll elucidate ur mum
> That is quite interesting.
* ur mum is interesting
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* I'm gink
> Do you believe it is normal to be gink?
* wtf
> Tell me more....
* What do you think of magic?
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Oh, my mistake.
> Tell me more....
* Well I made a mistake in assuming we were discussing you not me so I aplogized.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* I know, I was just telling you more about my mistake.
> Oh.... more about your mistake?
* Well there's not much more to tell.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Japan
Stranger: nice
You: Actually thats a lie I just want a stranger to think im interesting
You: Do you like me?
Stranger: I don't know yet
You: Ok I can live with that
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Finland ;D
You: Im from the UK
Stranger: Where do you live?
Stranger: village or city?
You: City
Stranger: What's name?
You: Then I wouldn't be a stranger
You: But it's Lauren McDonalds
Stranger: or maybe Lauren PizzaHut
Stranger: ?
You: Actually Its not McDonalds I just don't know how to spell my second name
You: I'll never learn
You: Im dyslexic
You: *dxyslci
Stranger: oK
Stranger: I don't like dyslexic
Stranger: so see you![]()
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: its summertime
You: Not much
You: Oh it is
Stranger:
Stranger: i love summer
You: I'm late for my backwards hibernation
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Im actually a antibear
You: The antiforest
Stranger: what?
Stranger: where is it?
Stranger: i´m from germany ...
You: Its at the bottom of the sea
You: Im not sure where
Stranger: ok
You: I think I might be near Germany
You: It's a nice place
Stranger: oh, okthats good
Stranger: really nice
You: One time I did some life saving surgery on a small boy who got lost in the forest there
Stranger: oh really?
You: I usually relief my bowels in an inner city area
You: relieve*
Stranger: cool
You: Sorry
Stranger: no problem
You: I cant spell very well
Stranger: do you speak a little bit german?
You: I used to but I forgot
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: how is the air in england?
You: Anyway I best be off, that picnic wont be destroyed by itself
You: Farewell