Omegle

[Joy]

Paste your Omegle gems here.

I'll start.

You: Guten Tag
Stranger: german
Stranger: olololool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lonei]

Chatting with an Australian:

You: So...what's going to happen tomorrow?
You: Since you're in the future and all that.
Stranger: not much
Stranger: world war 3 breaks out, nothing huge
You: I bet it was those damn germans again....
Stranger: mexicans actually

Stranger: such lovely people at Magnae Mammae
You: Yes :>
You: We are awesome people.
Stranger: Lonei is clearly the most awesome though
You: Clearly.

 

[Lebuff]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: is it Joy?
Stranger: no
You:
Stranger: : >
You: is it Ayu?
Stranger: no :------------------------------------D
You: it is Ayu!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Joy]

lol Lebuff, I think that site was invented for you, a listening ear for your endless line of stories

 

[Careface]

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: Whats your favorite colour
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: green
You: wow purple?
You: mine too
You: i feel like we have a connection
You: lets be friends
Stranger: i do to
Stranger: ok
You: whats your credit card number?
Stranger: umm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Scarce]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi, this is god, you have 3 questions
You: Do you like animals?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: you?
You: i'm not god sorry, so i don't answer any questions
Stranger: :/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Scarce]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey!
You: Do you enjoy life?
Stranger: So much, haha.
You: What if i payed you to end it? you get abit of cash out the deal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Careface]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Jesus is pretty cool guy eh, resurrects and doesn't care about anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lonei]

My new conversation technique!

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Zombies attack, do you: A) Lock yourself in a cupboard. B) Hide in your roof! Or C) Be a Black Guy, War Vet, Biker Dude or Gamer Chick?
Stranger: c black guy
You: What colour shirt are you wearing?
Stranger: red
You: I'm sorry, you die.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Scarce]

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup Darling
You: need you home at 5 from the pub, dinner will be on the stove
Stranger: hi !
You: and if u rape one more child your not getting desert
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Jazende]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi m8
Stranger: let me ask u somethin:
Stranger: you are :
Stranger: a)pedophile
b)lonely
c)masturbating
You: A little bit of all.
Stranger: you sick bastard
You: Are you:
a) A boy
b) Minus 13
c) Up for it?
Stranger: a and c + im masturbating
You: You're of no use to me.

 

[Hammerin]

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hulloa
You: U got any Hot sisters?
Stranger: Well my big sister. She is 19
You: Perfect is she single and sluty?
Stranger: Yes!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
h34r:

 

[Ayu]

WTF Scarce <_<

 

[Jazende]

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: >8< SPIDER PRIDE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Careface]

underage jokes allowed? ive had about 30 of them now but thought it was abit odd to post on the forums >_<

 

[Ayu]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GET IN THE VAN
Stranger: e skata
You: I got candy
You: e candy
Stranger: :|
You: vegetables? <_<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't think this site is working as I expected it to.

 

[Scarce]

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi Dear
Stranger: hi dearest
You: your wife out the house yet?
Stranger: i'm the wife
You: ow shit
You have disconnected.

 

[Careface]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: My monologes drives all the boys away from they yard.
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: llllllllllllllllllllllllll
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn
Stranger: ooooooooooooo?
You: sorry i was looking for GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You: you lose
You: take your top off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Scarce]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OLOF PALME LEVER
You: Hi
Stranger: OLOF PALME LEVER
You: I love You , can i have your addy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Joy]

You: vegetables? <_<

I don't think this site is working as I expected it to.

Haha