Omegle

[Jazende]

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heej
You: Jump in my car.
Stranger: vad gör du
You: I want to take you home.
Stranger: are you gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Harsh

 

[Tbone]

You: mom?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you have drugs?
You: wait, first answer my question, mom is that you?
Stranger: yes
You: then no, no i do not have drugs
Stranger: can i touch you
You: and when are you coming back?
You: you went for milk like a month ago
Stranger: theres a shortage
You: and i tried to tell you before you left
Stranger: ill be back\ before you know it
You: we have 4 pints in the fridge >.>
You: promise?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: will you bring back pizza?
Stranger: tap tap
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: gotta go
You: REMEMBER PIZZA MOM
You: REMEMBER PIZZAAAAA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Hammerin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
You: Do U like X files?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: its colll
Stranger:
You: Would u whant a love child with Scully?
Stranger: who are scully?
Stranger: i dont know
You: Agent Scully the female Agent which works with Mulder
Stranger: yess
Stranger: shes beautiful
You: Dont u think Mulder would be upset if u had a love child with Scully?
Stranger: auhauaauh
Stranger: yess
You: But u would still do it?
Stranger: vry upset
Stranger: no problems im a corageous man
You: Maybe Mulder would send his Alien friends to prob u analy if u upset him
Stranger: really
Stranger:
You: Well the truth is out there .....u must seek
Stranger: are you really a fan no?
Stranger: i prefer prison break
You: X files is my religion ever since I got abducted 3 years ago
You: 1 time Mulder and Scully made a huge breake out of a high lvl security prison ...... OMG u should have been there
You: Cancer dude helped them out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ayu]

I wonder how that site know how to set up two equally English challenged people so perfectly.

Now I wish it would do the same for me and 13 year old girls.

 

[Scarce]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: hey, the fucking germans should of won that war, dont u think?
Stranger: fuck you, fucking nazi
You: thats the wrong answer, see u at the next camp
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Gink]

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi Dear
Stranger: hi dearest
You: your wife out the house yet?
Stranger: i'm the wife
You: ow shit
You have disconnected.

:lol:

 

[Gink]

Also, you guys are proper weirdoes :G

 

[Ayu]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a 13 year old girl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server....
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a 13 year old girl?
Stranger: nop
You:
You have disconnected.

onnecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Are you a 13 year old girl?
Stranger: i am a stranger
Stranger: NO
You:
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a 13 year old girl?
Stranger: how u know?!
You: Scarce?
Stranger: its common here
You: No, I mean are you Scarce? :Q
Stranger: im Plenty
You: Hold on, I may not respond for 5 minutes, gotta do youknowwhat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just proved it, 25% of all chatters are 13 year old girls. ^_^

 

[Scarce]

You: Hi Love
Stranger: hello
Stranger: From?
You: my mum
Stranger: cool
You: i'm sorry jake, dad died
Stranger: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ayu]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: hey, the fucking germans should of won that war, dont u think?
Stranger: fuck you, fucking nazi
You: thats the wrong answer, see u at the next camp
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF, that was YOU?!

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger:: hey, the fucking germans should of won that war, dont u think?
You: fuck you, fucking nazi
Stranger: thats the wrong answer, see u at the next camp
You: lol
You have disconnected.

 

[Hammerin]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna fuck me?
You: Sarah Connor?
You: IS this Sarah Connor
Stranger: nou
You: I have a Message from John
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so do you wanna fuck me
You: Depends how many holes u have
Stranger: 2
Stranger: you?
You: I got a 64 USB ports 322 Fire wire and 4 8322 ports. I am SKY NET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Jazende]

I don't believe that was you (at ayu)

 

[Scarce]

if it rly was u hun, you did shit replys:<

 

[Jazende]

Connecting to server....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Don't you wish your grandma was hot like me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Hammerin]

You: MM Rules
Stranger: HI
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
You: U know the MM rules?
Stranger: no
You: OK let me explain
Stranger: okey
You: are u a single girl under 18
Stranger: yeas
Stranger: yes
You: Excellent u Qualify , now PM JOY to get acess to raids
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hmmm :angel:

 

[Ayu]

You: Excellent u Qualify , now PM JOY to get acess to raids

True story.

 

[Jazende]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Prove to me that this will be an interesting conversation
You: Welcome to >8< SPIDER PRIDE
First rule of >8< SPIDER PRIDE: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT >8< SPIDER PRIDE
Second rule of >8< SPIDER PRIDE: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT >8< SPIDER PRIDE
If this is your first time in >8< SPIDER PRIDE, you must fight the spider!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It had so much potential

 

[Hammerin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Prove to me that this will be an interesting conversation
You: Welcome to >8< SPIDER PRIDE
First rule of >8< SPIDER PRIDE: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT >8< SPIDER PRIDE
Second rule of >8< SPIDER PRIDE: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT >8< SPIDER PRIDE
If this is your first time in >8< SPIDER PRIDE, you must fight the spider!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It had so much potential

HAHAHAHAHAH I ROFL IRL

 

[Scarce]

You: Hey : )
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: how ar eyou?????????????
You: How Are you ?
You: ow lol
You: i'm fine : ) hows your daughter? she enjoy last night?
Stranger: oh yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I was talking about playing Scrabble :cry:

 

[Ayu]

Stop RPing hornly 15 year old boys, Scarce. <_<