- Mar 10, 2009
Why do deaf and dumb girls masturbate with one hand.............. Because they use the other hand to moan.
Then I'll become a diamond! Burned into carbon, purify it into graphite then under the huge pressure and heat of Hell (if Hell is the middle of the Earth), I'll become a nice diamond. With a bit of Boron or Nitrogen gas licking over the graphite during it I might get a nice blue or greenish tint to the diamond.
You can actually arrange for that to happen with your remains if you're cremated. Some daughters set their "father" into an engagement ring if the father passed on before the wedding so he can still be there to walk her down the aisle. They're called memorial diamonds iirc.