AoC - The riddle of steel and pixel nipples

[Natalya]

Messing around in the Age of Conan beta made me curious enough to preorder the game. Don't really have high hopes for this one but thought it would be worth checking out nonetheless. Anyone planning on doing the same and wanna hook up in game for some pixel nipple rubbing goodness?

 

[Careface]

Only if i can be mean to you the morning after..

 

[Natalya]

Only if i can be mean to you the morning after..

No. Afterwards we cuddle and you tell me about your hopes and dreams.

 

[Arly]

 

[Ayu]

Be my slutty priest in game IMO

 

[Careface]

Only if i can be mean to you the morning after..

No. Afterwards we cuddle and you tell me about your hopes and dreams.

Sorry this isnt what im looking for, your a great person, you just happened to come along at the wrong time in my life. Hey.. its not you, its me.

*wanders off*

 

[Kirki]

Sorry this isnt what im looking for, your a great person, you just happened to come along at the wrong time in my life. Hey.. its not you, its me.

Such an original line!!!

 

[Careface]

Ive never used it, im normally just mean to people in the morning =p

 

[Lebuff]

Sorry this isnt what im looking for, your a great person, you just happened to come along at the wrong time in my life. Hey.. its not you, its me.

I have used that. I have also "not called" even though I said I would. But the lowest I've gone is to convince a very religous girl that she wouldn't feel bad in the morning and that I would be there for her (I also lied about my name and made her drink wine). As a twist to the story a friend of mine heard what I said to her and later told it to everyone he knew because it was so funny.

 

[Careface]

You made a girl lose faith, your having words with the devil when you die mister..

 

[Gombur]

You made a girl lose faith, your having words with the devil when you die mister..

He'll probably high-five him and go "well played, sir!"

 

[Lebuff]

I heard you have to make fun of disabled people to end up in hell

 

[Gombur]

I heard you have to make fun of disabled people to end up in hell

I once laughed at a midget, does that count?

 

[Careface]

Marry a black jewish guy before you die..

Noone can claim youve been prejudice then.

 

[Lebuff]

I'll just take the pope hostage before I go. "It's heaven or the old man gets it! OK!?"

 

[Careface]

I heard if you master the barrel roll in Lylat Wars, you get a free entrance to heaven anyways

 

[Gombur]

I heard if you master the barrel roll in Lylat Wars, you get a free entrance to heaven anyways

Heaven is boring anyways, all you get is a harp, some wings and philadelhpia creamcheese

 

[Tbone]

idd, in hell slags have tails and they know how to use em!

edit: tailjob >>> wingjob

 

[Lebuff]

In the wise words of Gary Larson

"Welcome to heaven, here's your harp.
Welcome to hell, here's your accordion."

 

[Careface]

I heard if you master the barrel roll in Lylat Wars, you get a free entrance to heaven anyways

Heaven is boring anyways, all you get is a harp, some wings and philadelhpia creamcheese

Thing is, i find Dawn French strangly attractive. Like the fat dinner lady at a primary school.. You just would.

Plus bonus points for Lenny Henry plowing through her.