You not take phone!

[Whitepaw]

Meet Hafid:
http://lifeofastrangerwhostolemyphone.tumblr.com/

After some laffs (and I won't lie, this shit is really good), notice the explanation on page 2. The now former owner of the Android phone writes about the theft:

five hours after me and my friends landed in ibiza/spain, the four of us found ourselves hopelessly drunk and naked in the sea. we put our stuff on a deck chair 10m away. when i ran back to the deck chair to get rid of my underpants, i noticed someone lying stiffly under the chair. not moving, not reacting.

Arab Aladins, naked German nymphs - this thread delivers.

Enjoy!

 

[Tyche]

Haha this is actually quite brilliantly written. I love it, read the whole thing. And didn't know about that Dropbox app automatically uploading pics/vids. Time to get it myself, its always a hassle getting loads of pics from my phone to my pc.

 

[Whitepaw]

Watch out, Tyche - Snowden will 'out' you!