From irc yesterday.
02:10:10 (@Jezghnz): one of my dwarfs went beserk and attacked another
02:10:21 (@Jezghnz): but both of em suck at fighting, so they arent doing much dmg to eachother
02:10:34 (@Jezghnz): at this rate they will die of thirst before their wounds
02:12:04 (@Jezghnz): but worst part is that their fighting in a corridor, and there is 3 dwarfs behind em that cant get out. because they are scared and dont dare to go near the fighting dwarfs
02:17:02 (@Jezghnz): made a military with no experience and sent em down there
02:17:06 (@Jezghnz): so now they are fighting
02:17:19 (@Jezghnz): and the dwarf that went beserk is now missing his "upper rib"
02:18:29 (@Jezghnz): yay, he strangled him!
02:18:56 (@Jezghnz): I set the military dwarf to use any melee weapon
02:19:00 (@Jezghnz): he used his shoe.....
02:20:25 (@Jezghnz): he strangled him with one hand and hit him with his shoe in the other