Dwarf Fortress

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Gink

Gink

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Nov 25, 2005
2,799
Now one of my cats are injured, so it cba to take the vermin it catches outside :(
 
OP
Gink

Gink

Member
Nov 25, 2005
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A goblin thief named Atu Incestmoistness (I fucking kid you not!! Swap that T for a Y ^^ ) just tried to snatch one of my dwarf kids. Luckily my woodcutter saw him and chased him off with his axe :D

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Ayu

You need help.
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Aug 26, 2005
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You know what I am seeing?


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<_<
 
OP
Gink

Gink

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Nov 25, 2005
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Clearly the "g" directly south of my Trade Depot is the goblin thief 'Ayu Incestmoistness'!

Welcome to the Matrix :ph34r:
 
OP
Gink

Gink

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Nov 25, 2005
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Started a new map, spent about an hour planning the layout of my new soon-to-be brilliant fortress. Chose a map with lots of cliffs to carve out into tall guard towers and ballista anti-siege fortification, and everything was going good. The farmers had good crops, the dogs were mating, my carpenter was making beds for everyone, my mason was furnituring the dining hall, and the miners was carving out the bedrooms on the lowest level.

Good went to better when:
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OMG ADAMANTINE!! Never found it before! The rarest and most valuable metal in the game by far! AWESOME! xD

Uh-huh.... Eerie glowing pit, that sounds kinna bad :S

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But let's check out this peculiar chamber....

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*Gulp!*
There's cages and corpses, and bodyparts, and skulls, and BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!

Remember the glowing pit?

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WTF!
A demon popped out of the pit and splattered one of the miners all over the wall. The rest of my miners threw their picks to the ground and fled up the stairs to ground level.

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The demon spotted them, followed them up the stairs and:

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Killing off every single one of my dwarfs until they were all dead, dead, dead. :cry:

Oh well, abandon fortress and start a new map :D
The motto of Dwarf Fortress is after all; 'Losing is fun!'

Seriously guys, pick this game up :p
 

Zermo

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Aug 26, 2005
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Why couldn't you have found a normal game, your taste seemed so good with things like Fallout 3 D:
 
OP
Gink

Gink

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Nov 25, 2005
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The awesomeness outweighs the graphics <3
You get used to the graphics and learn quickly what every icon means anyways. Besides, imo, the "graphics" are kinna cool tbh :p

edit: Yea Hom, I read about that somewhere, it's on my to-do list :)
 

Braque

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Dec 14, 2005
2,256
Dwarf Fortress, with web-game quality graphics replacing the text mode stuff, multiplayer on Facebook, and proper working over from an HCI expert to iron out the difficulty curve, would conquer the world of online gaming.
 

Zermo

Well-Known Member
Aug 26, 2005
784
Braque said:
Dwarf Fortress, with web-game quality graphics replacing the text mode stuff, multiplayer on Facebook, and proper working over from an HCI expert to iron out the difficulty curve, would conquer the world of online gaming.

If that was true WoW wouldn't be the biggest MMO