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Jullius
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something I read on the forums..
A Night Elf is tending to Nature's Call at a nearby tree when a gnome walks past. Gnomes, curious as they are, decided to investigate what the Night Elf was doing near the tree.
"Um excuse me tall dude," said the Gnome. "But could you tell me.... WOAH what is the size of that thing?!"
"Uhhh thanks," says the Night Elf, turning his back slightly away from the Gnome.
"Man that has gotta be the biggest snake I have EVER seen in my life!"
"Yeah sure," the Night Elf wasn't listening, he was trying to finish his business and carry on hunting down the Horde.
"Do you mind if I touch it?" The small Gnome questioned.
"Woah woah woah what?!" yelled the Night Elf.
"Can I touch it I said," the Gnome repeated.
"Will it get rid of you?"
"Yes."
Then, looking around to see if anyone was looking the Night Elf quietly said, "Okay, but make it quick."
So the gnome reachs into his backpack and brings out a strange device, it pops open! It appears to be a stepladder of some sort. Anyway, the gnome places it firmly on the grass and climbs up it. He then reached his hand in a grabbed firmly, saying slowly afterwards, "Now give me all your gold, epics and mount, or I'll jump off the stepladder." :axe:
A Night Elf is tending to Nature's Call at a nearby tree when a gnome walks past. Gnomes, curious as they are, decided to investigate what the Night Elf was doing near the tree.
"Um excuse me tall dude," said the Gnome. "But could you tell me.... WOAH what is the size of that thing?!"
"Uhhh thanks," says the Night Elf, turning his back slightly away from the Gnome.
"Man that has gotta be the biggest snake I have EVER seen in my life!"
"Yeah sure," the Night Elf wasn't listening, he was trying to finish his business and carry on hunting down the Horde.
"Do you mind if I touch it?" The small Gnome questioned.
"Woah woah woah what?!" yelled the Night Elf.
"Can I touch it I said," the Gnome repeated.
"Will it get rid of you?"
"Yes."
Then, looking around to see if anyone was looking the Night Elf quietly said, "Okay, but make it quick."
So the gnome reachs into his backpack and brings out a strange device, it pops open! It appears to be a stepladder of some sort. Anyway, the gnome places it firmly on the grass and climbs up it. He then reached his hand in a grabbed firmly, saying slowly afterwards, "Now give me all your gold, epics and mount, or I'll jump off the stepladder." :axe: