Danger
Virus Alert
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally
and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is
only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent
is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is
DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded
that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted
for WINE but may require a more generous application.
Beware!
Virus Alert
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally
and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is
only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent
is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is
DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded
that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted
for WINE but may require a more generous application.
Beware!
