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Alanis
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So I went and made a profile on a dating site (http://www.afrointroductions.com) - I have all kinds of excuses, but I guess it's pointless to write em (watch and learn, Ray). Anyway I only filled out age and gender - no picture or sweet talk m8s. The first mail in my new inbox was:
(Note that he is from the same country as me, yet decides to write in something that looks english'ish to me anyway. Plus - I edited out his name and address, as there are even limits to how cruel a warlock can be. Honest.)
I'm afraid this guy is gonna die alone....
(Note that he is from the same country as me, yet decides to write in something that looks english'ish to me anyway. Plus - I edited out his name and address, as there are even limits to how cruel a warlock can be. Honest.)
HALLO MY DEAR,HOW ARE YOU !.
HEI I HOPE THAT’S ALL THINGS IS OKAY WITH YOU,I HOPE THAT YOU ARE THE LOVE OFF ME LIFE,I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE ME LETTER AND THAT YOU WANT TO WRITE BACK TO ME AGAIN.
SO I HOPE THAT YOU ARE INTERESTET IN ME,BECAUSE I WANNA FIND THE GIRL OFF ME LIFE AND I HOPE TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER WITH HER IN THE FUTURE,AND THAT GIRL CAN BE ME BEST FRIEND IN EVERYDAY LIFE AND THAT GIRL CAN MAYBE BE YOU,I HOPE !.
I AM USING THE COMPUTER TO WRITE TO YOU,SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT I WANNA TELL YOU,I MOST TELL YOU THAT I AM NOT SO GUT TO WRITE IN ENGLISH,BUT I CAN TALK AND UNDERSTAND IT 100% SO IT WILLNOT BE A PROBLEM.
I WILL TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF SO YOU KNOW WHO I AM,MY NAME IS KJELD :blow: ,I AM 43YO,I AM 177CM TALL,ME WEIGHT IS 86KG,I GOT MEDIUM FAIR HAIR,A LITTLE MOUSTAGE,SEA BLUE EYES,I GOT A STEADY I HAVE BEEN A DISK-JOCKEY IN ABOUT 23YEARS AND NOW I HAVE 1 DISCOTHEQUE IN ODENSE AND I AM STILL A DJ THERE AND IT TAKES A LOT OFF MY TIME BECAUSE I MOST TAKE CARE OFF ALL THINGS THERE ALSO WHEN IT IS CLOSET WE ONLY HAVE OPEN THURSDAY & FRIDAY & SATURDAY FROM 22,OO TO 06,00. BUT SOMETIMES I MAKE FASHION SHOWS AROUND IN DENMARK AS A COMPERE OF THE SHOWS,AND I ALSO HAVE A EDUCATION AS A SECURITY GUARD.
I WILL TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY INTERESTET,I LIKE TO TRAVEL,THE NATURE,GREEN PLANTS,ANIMALS,I LIKE MUSIK A LOT I HAVE ABOUT 1050 CDÈS,I LIKE FASHION,I LIKE MOVIES,I AM A VERY ROMANTIC PERSON,SO I LIKE A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH A GLASS OFF WINE,I AM NOT DRINKING BEERS AND I DO NOT SMOKE,I MOST ALSO TELL YOU THAT I LIKE SEX A LOT,IT MEANS A LOT IN MY LIFE,I DON’T HAVE CHILDREN BUT I LIKE THEM,SPORT I PLAY A LITTLE BIT HANDBALL,AND I AM RUNNING A LOT.
I AMLIVING ON FYN,AND IT IS A ISLAND HERE IN DENMARK,I HAVE MY OWN APARTMENT IN ODENSE IT IS A 3 ROOMS APARTMENT,ODENSE IS THE 3 BIGGEST TOWN IN DENMARK.
I WILL TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY FAMILY,MY MOTHER SHE IS 78YO AND SHE IS LIVING ALONE IN A TOWN CALL :blow:,IT IS ABOUT 23KM FROM ODENSE,MY FATHER PASSED AWAY FOR ABOUT 10 AGO,AND I ALSO HAVE A BROTHER WHO PASSED AWAY LAST YEAR HE HAD CANSER HE WAS 54YO,I HAVE A BROTHER HE IS 52YO IS LIVING ALONE IN :blow:,AND I ALSO HAVE A SISTER WHO IS LIVING IN A TOWN CALL :blow: IS ABOUT 28KM FROM ODENSE,AND I AM THE LAST ONE IN THE FAMLIY.
YES IT WAS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME AND ME INTERESTET AND ME FAMILY,I STILL HOPE YOU ARE INTERESTET TO GET IN CONTACKT WITH ME,I CAN TELL YOU THAT I AM 100% SERIOUS ABOUT TO FIND A GIRL IN THIS WAY,SO NOW IT UP TO YOU TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP AND TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
I WANN END MY LETTER HERE,I HOPE THAT YOU`LL WRITE ME BACK SOON,I AM WATING FOR YOUR ANSWER,PLEASE DON’T BE LONG. PS.IF YOU WRITE TO MY E-MAIL THEN I WWILL SEND YYOU SOMEE PHOTOS. WITH LOTS OF LOVE FROM ME TO YOU !, KJELD :blow:
Ps.IF YOU NOT INTERESTET IN ME THEN PLEASE GIVE ME LETTER TO A FREND,BECAUSE IAM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT TO FIND A GIRL.
IF YOU WANT I CAN COME AND VISIT YOU, BUT ITS UP TO YOU TO SHOW ME THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS MY DEAR………………...
PLEASE IF YOU ARE SERIOUS THEN WRITE TO MY E-MAIL WITH PHOTOS THEN I WILL WRITE BACK TO YOU…...
I'm afraid this guy is gonna die alone....