Sickie

[Joy]

A youthful employee tries to get away with sick leave....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/23/sickie_woo/

 

[Lafielle]

My workmate called in sick yesterday with "women's problems". She's off today because it's her grandfather's funeral. She was off two days last week because he died and one day the week before because he was in hospital and one day because her fuse box caught fire....

 

[Lebuff]

So she needed a fuse changed and called her grandfather for help. Fusebox exploded and grandfather later died in the hospital from the injuries. Obviously she spent yesterday trying to find someone to fix her fusebox.