"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Plog, Plog, Plog!
It's Plog, Plog, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Plog, Plog, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a Plog! You're gonna love it, Plog!
Come on and get your Plog! Everyone needs a Plog!"