for all you guys who are (un)lucky enough to never check DAoC forums:
Chuck Norris is teh best! :hero:
Chuck Norris is teh best! :hero:
Chuck Norris ftw!
- Thread starter Blozzom
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I see your Chuck Norris list and I raise you by
http://www.mordkessel.com/images/lvl70warlockpet.jpg
http://www.mordkessel.com/images/lvl70warlockpet.jpg
LOL!
Anevia, see 5 posts up or something. Did you click "paladin" by accident when you created your character instead of "warrior", perhaps?
(Just because it seemed like the right thread to post this):
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
23. That's the number of fools Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba.
They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
Mr. T's $!&#& is so strong it could impregnate a man.
On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting $!&#&al battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Mr T. will also crush your internal organs.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is afraid to shine on him.
Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection pities the fool who don't!
Mr. T doesn't feel pain; pain feels Mr. T
Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.
Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis $!@% himself.
Rome wasn't built in a day. But if Mr. T had assisted, it sure as hell would've been.
(Credits: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa .... post765522)
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
23. That's the number of fools Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba.
They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
Mr. T's $!&#& is so strong it could impregnate a man.
On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting $!&#&al battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Mr T. will also crush your internal organs.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is afraid to shine on him.
Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection pities the fool who don't!
Mr. T doesn't feel pain; pain feels Mr. T
Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.
Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis $!@% himself.
Rome wasn't built in a day. But if Mr. T had assisted, it sure as hell would've been.
(Credits: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa .... post765522)