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Gombur said:

Did you know

''Chuck Norris doesn't read a book, he stares it down for information''

''Chuck Norris puts babies in the micro-wave then sings: BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO!''

''When the creator of the nuclear bomb spoke: I am the destroyer of worlds, I am death - He was referring to his Chuck Norris halloween Costume?''

All quotes :eek:
 
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"when the US invaded Iraqi, their first thought was to send Chuck Norris. But they soon figured that was to cruel."