The Sunflower Conspiracy

[Ayu]

Many people are fooled by it's playful demeanor and the girlish sound it makes you when summon it, but do not let your guard down! THE SUNFLOWER IS EVIL!

Additionally, Sunflower never sleeps. Sunflower never blinks. SUNFLOWER. NEVER. EVER. STOPS. WATCHING. YOU. There is no escape!

This thread is all about listing proof about it. :sf:

Once it sees you, you will shit bricks.

Credit to Ded

Ditto.

At some point the Sunflower slipped up and showed it's true personality by toying with me and throwing me up into the air like the evil Darth Vader.... Flowerthing it is! And the reason? I didn't want to listen to it's indoctrinating songs anymore!

http://imgur.com/S1e99&ox0TS&e3uf9 for pics

You thought Deathwing was the villain? Pah! Deathwing is the Sunflower's little bitch!

Stay vigilant. Better yet - stay the fuck away from it (though it will probably find you anyway; it always does.)! Also, whatever you do, DO NOT TAUNT SUNFLOWER!

 

[jenesis]

i first was thinking it was fake but now i see it how evil mind twisting they can be. and i think i even see them hiding on the site

 

[Ded]

Strange images keep showing up in my inbox....

 

[Tyche]

just noticed the sunflower behind our Magnae Mammae logo hahaha

 

[Damonkey]

can see a sunflower hurts my eyes tho

 

[Ayu]

I found it's one weakness! Water:

 

[Ded]

Having almost maxed out Archaeology, I've uncovered some disturbing facts. It seems the Sunflowers one weakness has recently been made less of a threat in the world, hence their return.

I am of course talking about the undead, who do not fear death and are too mindless to fear the Sunflower. We have been fools, people! The Scourge was the only thing holding them back from Azeroth! Now the Lich King is dead (spoiler), there's nothing to stop them returning and destroying us all!

I think we all know why Deathwing chose this time to return.. the Twilight Hammer's quest for the death of everything is of course being masterminded by.. yep.. :sf:

Edit: As if we needed any more proof, check out the crest of the Twilight Hammer.

somewhat SUNFLOWERISH in shape, some might say?

 

[Jazende]

It follows you.
It never sleeps.
It never eats.
It never stops.

 

[Sedona]

I do hope you are all seeking therapy.

 

[Croga]

I do hope you are all seeking therapy.

Don't you think they tried!? Don't you think they WANT a solution?!
But what do you think they saw when they went there? huh? You think They wouldn't be right there waiting for them?

 

[Ayu]

It is too late for Sedona. She is already one of THEM.

 

[Bani]

This sounds like a BBT episode title Where's Sheldon?

 

[Arly]

 

[Ayu]

That's how Singing Sunflower looks when noone is watching her:

Atleast the smile isn't fake.

 

[Ayu]

So it doesn't get lost.

 

[Lonei]

Fire Flower =/= Sunflower.

 

[Croga]

I've heard they're gonna rename the druid ability to "Moonflower" and a talent can change that to "Sunflower".........

 

[Merlijn]

Fire Flower =/= Sunflower.

For once I agree.

 

[Lonei]

For once I agree.

<3

 

[Ayu]

Not creepy at all or anything.