So, someone decided to spam everyone at work with a mail containing some straaange translations. Figured it was worth sharing.
Some of the words in chinese has double meanings, which leads to these translations.
Some of the words in chinese has double meanings, which leads to these translations.
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What brother is smoking is not a cigarette, but loneliness!
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Brother, excuse me, you are blocking my mobile phone’s reception.
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Lei Feng does good things without seeking recognition, but records everything in his diary.
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Obama, do you still remember Xia Yuhe on the bank of Daming Lake?
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Behind every Ultraman success is a silent beaten little monster.
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Life, is like a coffee/tea table, with cups placed all over it…
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Even the most niu Chopin cannot express my sadness.
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Happily watching commercials, how did a television drama suddenly appear? [complaint that there are more commercial than programming on television these days]
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Believe in Brother Chun and get into university, believe in Brother Zeng and receive everlasting life.
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Doesn’t matter if he uses a black cat or a white cat, any mouse that doesn’t get caught is a good mouse.
[Refers to famous Deng Xiaoping quote]
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Jia Junpeng, your mother wants you to go home to eat.
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Love is like poop, upon flushing, it will never come back~ Love is like poop, the it comes, you can’t stop it even if you wanted to~ Love is like poop, every time it is the same yet not quite the same~ Love is like poop, sometimes after trying hard for a long time only results in a fart!
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If the sun does not come out, I will not go to work; If it comes out, I will just continue sleeping!
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Too many swindlers, not enough fools left.
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Don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is only a legend~
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I replied to a post on a whim.
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Life, is like a coffee/tea table, with cups placed all over it…
Life, is like a tea leaves, seeped daily in cups…
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Haha~ I am not a reckless man, but when I get reckless, I am no longer a man…
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Women are made of water, in order to cater to them, men are destined to one by one become cups.
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Life is like rape, if you cannot fight it, you must learn to enjoy it!
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Don’t zhuang B, zhuang B will be struck by lightning.
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The world is ours, and also our sons’, but ultimately that bunch of grandsons’
['Grandson' also has a negative meaning, like "bastard"]~~
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Never surpassed, always imitated!
[Probably referring to Michael Jackson]
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Don’t be obsessed with sister, sister will make you vomit blood.
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Life is a set of cups and utensils.
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Are you a Communist Party member? Are you prepared to speak for the Party or for the ordinary common people?
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I am confident there will be that one guy who enters the world meant to endure my abuse.
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I am in Jianghu, yet Jianghu does not have any legends of me!
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My debts of gratitude have been repaid with my body!
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Sorry, you know too much!
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Taiwan, your mother is calling you back home to eat for her 60th birthday!
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What brother is replying to is not a post, but loneliness!!!
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Give me a young girl and I can create a ethnicity/nationality!
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Just because this tiger is not angry, you think I am HELLO KITTY?
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You told me to get lost, so I got lost. You tell me to come back, sorry, I’m too far gone.
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Waking up early in the morning, I thought I had grown bigger, but it turned out my blanket was just sideways…
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Hooligans/gangsters are not scary, except if the hooligan/gangster has culture/sophistication…
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Give me one hundred chengguan and I can recapture Taiwan!
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When being a person, one must be like Edison Chen. When getting a room, one must bring a camera.
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The masses who do not know the truth are looking on!
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The apple’s most shining moment was falling on Newton’s head!
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Since I am not RMB, how could everyone like me
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What is your unit
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There is an emotional impact that can be called being moved, yet being moved in a certain way is simple idiotic
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If there is a problem, first to find the cause from your own, do not blame earth gravity for your constipation
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These days, murderer pay compensation, debt holder never repay their debt
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University is just usual study
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Sun comes out everyday, society is getting darker day by day
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The difference between man and pig: a pig is always a pig, man sometimes just cannot be a man!
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Without courage, there is no productivity
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Right now, XX is calm
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I am not short of anything, aside from money
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so dark, I cannot even see five figures of my hand
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To endure, or to be brutal
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Society is not wrong, it is just people
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Youth is productivity
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What world cares is your height, not whether you are standing on rubbish or shoulder of giant
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If beauty is a reference letter, then kindness is credit card
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We are government, no discount
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Since I turned myself into a piece of shit, nobody dare to step upon my head anymore
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People who are unwilling to be slaves, are willing to be the slaves of Reople’s Currency
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Our Goal: Serve the People’s Currency
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What is CEO?Tell you this, it is kind like UFO
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Every time when I feel tired, I prey in Tibetan:”o? ma?i padme h??”, translated into English:All money go my home!
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Thanks Party, Thanks Governmetn! For giving me ……
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Mom, is Chariman Mao your colleague?
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Give me a porn movie, I can move the earth!
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I am a Party member, not afraid of anything!
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There is a tragedy?people who surround and watch please remember bring your stool……
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Since everyone else is acting so serious, so I have to act like a joker
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I am sorry, I am a Party member
